Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Maan(Beta se): “ Agar tu mere kehne par amal nahi kare ga to mein tujhe sakht saza dongi.”
Beta(maan se) “ kon si saza dein gi.”
Maan –“ mein tujhe cricket ka khelari bana dungi aur tu sari umer dhoop mein jalta rahe ga.”
Teen aurat aapas mein gappein laga rahi thin. Aik boli mein brown color ki car lungi, kiun keh mere shohar ke balon ka rung brown hai.
Dusri ne kaha “ mein black colour ki car lungi kiun keh mere ke baalon ka rung kala hai.
Tisri aurat boli. “ mein to phir beghair chat ki car lungi kiun keh mere shohar to ganje hain.
aik aurat dental surgeon kay kamray mein dakhil huyi aur muhabbat say boli. "mujhay jaldi hai doctor! aap ko aik daant foran nikalna hai, barah karm apni fees bata dein.
Doctor nay fees batayi to aurat nay kaha. " yeh to buhat ziadah hai. "doctor nay kaha "is mein fees kay elawah jild ko sun karnay wali medicine ki qimat bhi shamil hai."
aurat nay kaha. " aap medicine ko chorain aur yunhi daant nikal dein.
doctor nay hairat say kaha " aap jaisi bahadur aurat mein nay kabhi nahi dekhi."
daant mera nahi meray shohar ka nikalna hai woh bahir baitha hua hai. aurat nay kaha.
Aik saheb London kay kisi hotal mein khana khanay gaye. Woh murghi khana chahtay the lekin ain waqt par woh murghi ki English bhool gaye. Woh isi sonch mein the keh beray nay aakar kaha. “what do yo
Judge: (chor say) tum nay is dukan mein chori kiun ki.
Chor( judge say) janab dukan par likha tha.
Aao aur le jaao.
Aik saheb dusray say. Is dafa mein nay Qurbaani ka sara gost baant dia.
Dusray hairan hotay huye. “ bhayi hairat hai hum nay to dekha nahi. Aap nay kahan gosht baanta?”
Apnay freezer mein. in saheb nay itminan say jawab dia.
Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain?
Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye.
Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain
Teacher nay shagird say kaha tum sab taiyari kar kay aana mein nay tum logon say sirf aik sawal puchna hai. dusray din teacher nay kaha. “ bataao keh tumharay sar par ketnay baal hain”.
Aik student khara ho kar kaha “2 karor, 20 lack, 35 thousand, 7 hundred, 93.”
Teacher hairan ho kar “ yeh tum nay kaisay ginay.
Student janab yeh mein nahi bata sakta kiun keh mein aik sawal ki taiyari kar kay aaya hon.
Aik saheb nay apnay hamsaye ka darwazah khatkhataya. Dusray saheb bahir niklay to woh bolay.
“baat dar asal yeh hai keh aap ki cat meri gari kay nichay aakar kuchli gayi hai. mein is noqsaan ki talafi karna chahta hon.”
Jawab mila- “ theek hai kia aap ko (choohay) rat pakarnay ka tajurbah hai?”
Dubtay huye aik shakhsh ko aik nojawan nay ba mushkil samandar say bahir nikala. Hosh aanay par burhay nay nojawan ka shukaryah ada kartay huye kaha.
tumharay karnamay say mutasir hokar main tumhain aik behtareen inaam dena chahta hon. jantay ho, woh inaam ka hai? mein apni beti ko tumharay nikah mein day don ga.
nojawan nay ghoom kar sanjidgi say burhay ki beti ki taraf dekha jo waheen sharmarahi thi. phir achanak is nay burhay ko utha kar kandhay par lad lia.
beti nay pucha. aap meray abba ko lay kar kahan ja rahay hain.
nojawan nay jawab dia samandar mein phainknay.
Do be waqoof mawali kisi jagah cigarette pi rahay the keh aik mawali kay pas cigarette khatam ho gayi. Is nay dusray mawali say cigarette maangi. Dusray mawali nay cigarette nahi di to woh dusray mawali ki cigarette cheen kar bhag kar aik hotal mein ja kar akhbar parhnay lag gia. Etnay mein dusra mawali bhagta hua hotal mein gia aur akhbar parhnay walay mawali say puchnay laga. Aap nay kisi ko bhaghtay huye dekha hai.
Is nay kaha. Kiun kia woh aap ki cigarette la kar bhag gia hai.
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Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
Pakistani Funny Clips Punjabi Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos
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