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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah....................................funny sms hindi shayari

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari

Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge...
Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..

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Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

36 Digg9 190
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

Ghazal - 2

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Ghazal - 3

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Apni Aisi Wife Hou

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
LARKI KA JAWAB
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits! Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together! Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks. Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station! Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver. Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun." Q: How do you drown a Hipster? A: In the mainstream. Q: How do you make holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it! Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light! Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus! Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers! Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner? A: Man, that hit the "spot." Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer! Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not peeling well Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course! Q: What bow can't be tied? A: A rainbow! Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Spring time. Q: Where did the computer go to dance? A: To a disc-o. Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew". Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment. Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A: A Clausterphobic Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head! Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: What three candies can you find in every school? A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks. Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves! Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? A: The road! Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming! Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff! Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey! Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something! Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office! Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: Don't worry, I've got you covered! Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains! Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack? A: One! After that its not empty! Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? A: A bellybutton! Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the salad dressing! Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A: It let out a little wine! Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court. Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam! Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! Q: Why was the student's report card wet? A: It was below C level! Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Tentacles. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don't look, I'm changing. Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho Cheese Q: What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Dead ends! Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents. Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop. Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? A: So he could have sweet dreams. Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway. Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: Your dyslexic Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella. Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: Because it held up a pair of pants! Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: Your dyslexic Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me and we will go places! Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: Flood lights! Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? A: Because they're all in High School! Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary? A: "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"! Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? A: The month of March! Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you! Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A: In case they get a hole in one! Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A: Because he wanted to work over-time! Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

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1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

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(2) After He Broke My Heart My

After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,

"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"

I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."

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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a

Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa

kia tum muj sa naraz ho?

Wife: nahi

pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee
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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr

"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....

kyon

k
baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless

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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana

Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola

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(6) Jab koi larki gha

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey

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(7) Beth k bathroom m

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

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.kar to l hai...

ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me...!

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(8) Agr Aap k bachy Z

Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.

To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den

Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.

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(9) Agar rishtedar me

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

(10) Agar munni ko top

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-
(1) ager ap ki morgi

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE

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(2) Agar apke daant m

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga....

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)

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(3) Aaj katrina kaif

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me kt
a kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.

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(4) "Pressure on brai

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant."

Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)

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(5) Refrnce: Dailly j

Ref
ce:

Dailly jung of 02-01-11 ..."APPEAL"...

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,

(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,

Hussain Tariq).

(6) Agr apko rat me n

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!

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#1 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (35 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
I love every issue of Deadpool, but I really can't work out which of his jokes I like the most. What do you think?

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#2 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1218 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
the one he doesn't tell

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#3 Posted by longbowhunter (4877 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
For anyone who grew up in the 90's the Candlebox reference in last issue of Uncanny X-Force was pretty funny.

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#4 Posted by nerd217 (80 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
That is an impossible question! There's so much to chose from I can't decide!

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#5 Edited by Alex_Tides145210 (73 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@Ninja_girl_x: does it have to be a joke or can it just be something he did?

Example: Semtex Chair, Rabies shotgun, etc

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#6 Posted by Kid_Omega_Prime (1232 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
I like the issue where DP comes out wearing Jean Gray's old Marvel Girl costume. Now that was funny. XD

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#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29300 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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#8 Posted by ReVamp (22829 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
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#9 Posted by primepower53 (5684 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
^^
^^

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#10 Posted by BlackArmor (6086 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
Yo Mamagedon

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#11 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
^^
^^
^^

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#12 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11212 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
^^
^^
^^
^^

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#13 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (4203 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
It's not a joke but when he shot the AIM tech in the face for saying he enjoyed the comedy of Jar Jar Binks, that was hilarious.

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#14 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (35 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Alex_Tides145210: that has the potential to be really funny! Basically, it's anything that makes us laugh (his whole life is a joke!)

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#15 Posted by deadpoolchimichanga (20 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio

My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

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#16 Posted by TDK_1997 (12689 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
It ain't easy to think for one when there are so many.

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#19 Posted by nickzambuto (10065 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@deadpoolchimichanga said:

My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1
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#20 Posted by ragdollpurps (15527 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
^^
^^
^^
^^
Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

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#21 Posted by primepower53 (5684 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@ragdollpurps said:

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.
^^
^^
^^
^^
Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.
^^

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