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Most Proud Moment for a Student 061 Views
December 16, 2013 by Joker
Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ?
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Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe-
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Copy Chhupa Lo, Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai….
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Kasam se, Seena Kushi se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai….. :-D  :-P




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Fighter Pilot Santa Ki Kamyabi 7289 Views
December 15, 2013 by Joker
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!! :-D




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Rahul Gandhi’s Poetry in Dr. Kumar Vishwas’s Style 7636 Views
December 13, 2013 by Joker
??? ?????? ???? ??, ??? ????? ????? ??
???? secular ????? ?? ?? ?????? ????? ??
?????? ?? ?????? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ??
?? ?? ???? ??? ????? ?? ?? ???? (??????, ? ?? ?????) ????? ??!

Koi shahzada kehta hai, koi pappu samjhta hai
Meri secular baichani ko bas Diggi samajhta hai
Twitter aur Facebook pe ye bezzati kaisi hai
Ye bas mera dil samajhta hai ya Kapil (Sibbal not Sharma) samajhta hai




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How to Check if Patient is Mental or Not 11474 Views
December 12, 2013 by Joker
In a ” Mental Hospital ” a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??

Dr: Well, We’d fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub…

Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger…
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Dr: ” No, A normal person would pull d drain plug !!

Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations”

You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 40 :-D




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Husband forgot The Birthday Again! 3640 Views
December 11, 2013 by Joker
Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this :-X

Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!!

Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii! :-)

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(Bach gaya beta, warna pit jata biwi se :-P )




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Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes 101215 Views
December 9, 2013 by Joker
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!

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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8

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Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..

Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…

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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum… AAP ki kasam!!

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Kejriwal is now known as “Sheilajeet”

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Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!”

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Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP ?

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“Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?”

“Yes”

“Delhi”

“I didn’t get it”

“Exactly”

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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec’2013.

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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu ???

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Rahul Gandhi’s latest Blunder…

He was heard saying…

It was due to Whats App… Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP

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