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Source(google.com.pk)1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip
Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.
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(2) After He Broke My Heart My
After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,
"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"
I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."
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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a
Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa
kia tum muj sa naraz ho?
Wife: nahi
pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee
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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga
Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr
"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....
kyon
k
baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless
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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana
Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola
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(6) Jab koi larki gha
Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.
Zubaida Apa k Totkey
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(7) Beth k bathroom m
Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon
FARAZ
.
.
.
.kar to l hai...
ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?
Zubaida aapa plz help me...!
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(8) Agr Aap k bachy Z
Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.
To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den
Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.
Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.
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(9) Agar rishtedar me
Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.
(10) Agar munni ko top
Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!
(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)
zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-
(1) ager ap ki morgi
ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu
ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen
wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi
ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE
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(2) Agar apke daant m
Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.
Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga....
(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)
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(3) Aaj katrina kaif
Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me kt
a kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.
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(4) "Pressure on brai
"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant."
Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)
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(5) Refrnce: Dailly j
Ref
ce:
Dailly jung of 02-01-11 ..."APPEAL"...
Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,
(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,
Hussain Tariq).
(6) Agr apko rat me n
Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.
Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!
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