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Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son – no way..

Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.

Son – then its done.

Then his dad goes to that richest man..

Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.

Rich man – nope

Dad: He is the COO of world bank.

Rich man – then its done.

Then Dad again goes to president of bank.

He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.

Him – Never

Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.

Him – then its fine.

Smartness.


Profile ImageSalman Farooq (Posted On: 01 Oct, 2013)
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Fact of life
Fact of life

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Only 1 % of the girls become wife of their lovers,

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The remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK hahhaah




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Profile ImageMalik Muhammad Rashid (Posted On: 01 Oct, 2013)
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Funny Things
Gussay Me Khoob Bolo, Qk Us waqt Tum apni zindagi ki behtareen Taqreer Kar Saktay Ho



Zindagi ka Koi Bharosa Nai, Jo Khana Hy Aaj He Kha Lo



Agar Tum Kisi Ko Mutma'in Na Kar Sako To Usko Confuse Kardo



Hamesha Such Bolo, Magr Boltay He Bhaag Jao

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Muskurao, Qk ye Logon Ko Herat Me Daal Deti Hy K Aap Kia Soch Rahe Ho



Hamesha khush rho , k ye Behtarin Inteqam Hy un logon sy jo hme udas dekhna chahty hn




Profile ImageSalman Saif (Posted On: 01 Oct, 2013)
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Pakistani rupee goes up
The only time the Pakistani rupee goes up these days is during a toss..!!



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Profile ImageShafaqat Ali (Posted On: 30 Sep, 2013)
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Haq
Ek Baat Hmesha Yaad Rakhna

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Dunya Me Kuch Mile Na Mile

Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahye

Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni

Aur

Dusra Gol-Gappe K sath

Uska Pani.


Profile ImageHuma Shaikh (Posted On: 30 Sep, 2013)
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TOP INSULT
TOP INSULT

Husband apni saas se. Apki beti mai hazaron khamiyaan hai

Saas. Haan beta isi waja se to usse acha larka ni mila


Profile ImageMahi Meer (Posted On: 30 Sep, 2013)
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Bhool
Kaise mumkin hai k "bhool" jayen tumhen..?

Koi "Rattaa" nahi Pura "concept" ho tum...!


Profile ImageAmina Rajput (Posted On: 30 Sep, 2013)
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A list
A tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away saying "I m sorry to tell U this, you have an advanced case of highly infectious Rabies (disease caused by mad dog). U r very late so this is incureable now".

Business Man:-Could u give me a pen and paper..?

Doco u want to write your will?

B/Man hissed:-No! I want to make a list of all the people I m going to bite..!!


Profile ImageSalem Shahzad (Posted On: 03 Sep, 2013)
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FB Status
If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?
Profile ImageSana Saeed (Posted On: 03 Sep, 2013)
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Buzdl Insan
Ek cockroach ka marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfaaz
Aao mjhe mar dalo buzdl Insan!

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Funny Punjabi Jokes In English Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos

Funny Punjabi Jokes In English Funny Punjabi Jokes Images Status Pictures Pics Shayari Quotes Wallpapers Comments Photos

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